Mama: Get me the hell out of here! They're all dead in this place.
Douglass: You wanna go out to the garden to get some air & play some cards?
Mama: Yeah, anyplace where there's some kind of life! (I roll my eyes)
We wheel her down the hall towards the elevator to go to the garden downstairs. We pass by a few ladies that are in the hallway & Mama waves to them.
Mama: Hello. Hello ladies. I said HELLO! (No response from either of the ladies, just blank stares). What the hell is wrong with them? They can't even say hello? They're a bunch of morons in this damn place - especially that one with the fat ass.
Vin: Ssshh, they can hear you! They're standing right there.
Mama: To hell with them, I want them to hear me.
We get in the elevator & Douglass & I wonder if it's going to be a good night or a bad night. We wheel her out into the garden & it's beautiful & sunny outside.
Mama: Look at the sky, it's gonna rain.
Vin: It's sunny & clear.
Mama: It's gonna rain. My hands & legs are killing me, that means it's gonna rain.
Vin: Your hands & legs are always killing you & its not gonna rain.
Mama:(She burps loudly as she eats her Oreo). Ohhh, I'm sooo sorry, I'm such a pig. Oh my God, it's gonna rain tomorrow. Do you hear me?
Douglass: Yes Anna we hear you, everyone can hear you.(Douglass & I start to laugh).
Mama: Oh, good I got some laughs (she starts to laugh) hahahaa. I'm sooo funny, aren't I?
Then without a pause, she knows she has her audience & starts singing... "I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. My hands & legs are killing me, but I'm singing in the rain"... She continues to laugh hysterically.
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