Mama, You're Such an Actress!

The other night as I arrived at the nursing home I heard Mama ranting from down the hall. She was as I like to call it "Anna-mated." I didn't know what to expect when I entered her room, so I decided to play along & join her "show".

Vin: What are you, an actress?

Mama: Yes I'm a career actress. 

Vin: You're a career actress? Since when?

Mama: Well, ya gotta be an actress in this place. 

Vin: What do you mean?

Mama: Ya gotta be an actress here to get what you want - if you wanna get ANYTHING.

Vin: Why do you say that?

Mama: They'd ignore you otherwise!

Okay, enough said. I couldn't have said it better myself. "And the Oscar goes to ..."